XL L3go Paddle - In Stock

You guys know I am fueled by coffee and spite. I was accused endlessly of war crimes, violating the Geneva Convention, breaking consent just with photos, and more when it came to the original lego paddles. So I made ones that were 3x as large. Because fluff you.

These are mean. They do have a flat side, and even that side is mean. This is for sadists and people who enjoy sadists. If thats not you, then click away.

15x4.25 inches

Note- The Hot Pink, and Neon Green are UV REACTIVE

FAQs

How are they made? Theyre 3D printed. If you have questions about how strong they are because theyre 3D printed, please see my blog posts and the multiples of videos Ive made on the subject. You can watch me run one over with my car and it emerges unhurt.

Can you put real lego blocks on them? No. If thats what you want to do, just go build one from legos. Also, can I just say how annoying it is for people to act as if I've personally offended them that they don't work with regular legos? Like first off, trademark infringement is a thing. I get away with this because theyre NOT lego or lego compatible. 

And you can't be oh so concerned about how theyre made and clutching your pearls about whether theyre strong enough, AND disappointed that you can't attach sharp, frangible, and easily shrapnelized items to them. 

Pick a struggle.